Saw this today in Publix whilst shopping for birthday party supplies for my dad’s birthday…with my parents. (Never let it be said that we’re a family into surprises).
Don’t even try to pretend that these don’t look EXACTLY like what you think they look like.
I love doing online quizzes. I have no social life at ALL…I thought my results for this one was pretty f*cking funny.
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…who ME?! Reeeeeally?!
I set up a Zazzle.com store (insanely cool and easy) and have stuff in it! Admittedly not MUCH, but it’s late, I’m tired, and so what…I have a store! It’s…it’s…NEATO!
http://www.zazzle.com/vegaslounge
I mean, jeez laweez, I have actual real-life T-shirts for sale! And nicely printed ones, as well! Yay!
I confess, I LOVE doing memes. It has been a hard battle not to fill my blog with them.
YOUR NAME:
Susana Stuart
YOUR FLYGIRL/FLYBOY NAME: (first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Susaizzle. Bless you!
YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
S Stu. There is no way in Hell someone can make “Stuart” gangsta.
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal)
Purple Llama. Purple Llama? That sounds more like “designer Ecstasy tab” than “Detective”
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name + street you live on)
Stuart Althea. While that’s indeed a bitchin’ soap opera name, I think this meme works if you’re actually named by your correct gender…
YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad’s side, your favorite candy)
Beverly Jellybelly. Awful as that is, the worst thing about it is that ‘Beverly’ was my grandfather!
YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (your first pet’s name + street you grew up on)
Gin Oaksprings. Ok, ok, technically Ginandtonic Oaksprings.
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name)
StuSu. That’s not Star Wars, that’s a Chinatown knockoff of Stüssy!
JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your grandmother’s maiden name spelled backwards)
Trauts Llenrad. Presenting Trauts Llenrad, the only Norwegian Jedi!
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (second favorite color + favorite alcoholic drink)
The Pink Margarita. Are you sure this isn’t “Your Gay Bar Name”?
YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in the last movie you watched, last food you ate)
Conrad Apricot. Wow, that is like the least threatening name ever.
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents’ middle names)
Carolyn Stuart. Man, I’d be whacked in a heartbeat.
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black + the name of your pet)
Black Max, Black Sophie, or Black Satchi.
YOUR ARABIC NAME: (second letter of your first name + third letter of your last name + fourth letter of your middle name + second letter of your moms maiden name + third letter of you dad’s middle name + first letter of a siblings first name + last letter of your dad’s middle name)
Ubaauit. AKA, the sound made by a Purple Llama.
