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Another Mindless Meme

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My parents were orgiginally going to name me “Susan” after my grandmother and aunt, but there are so many Susans in the family they wanted to cut down on confusion. As for my middle name, I was named after my Dad. According to my mom: “Well, your dad hated his name and didn’t want to name either of your [older] brothers after him, and I wanted to name ONE of my kinds after ‘im,and I knew you’d be the last one I was gonna have…so. sorry.”

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

I don’t remember the exact date, but it was about 15 days ago when I didn’t pass my conditional review to get int the grad program. Honestly I didn’t feel too badly about it though, cos that day was the peak day of the worst ‘flu I’ve ever had in my life, so I didn’t give a damn what anyone said abou me or anything else.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
For the most part, but admittedly it ain’t gonna win any penmanship awards.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

I’m a vegetarian– Smart Deli pastrami is damn good. Pastrami was always my favorite “real” meat, and this is a really good approximation.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
No, thank God!

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Depends. If this “other person” was a Neo-Nazi, NO WAY. Otherwise, I’ve never really had problems making friends.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Oh my yes…bitch.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yep!

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Possibly. Would you provide me with clean pants afterwards?

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
I don’t remember the last time I ate cereal! Hm, I guess Rice Krispies? I’m pretty sure it isn’t made any more, but during elementary school my favorite cereal was “Temptations”…the the point that I cut out the picture from the box and taped it into my diary.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
I usually wear ballet flats.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Jeez, I haven’t eaten ice cream in ages. Mint chocolate chip, though, all the way!

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Honestly, I tend to fixate on teeth or bad breath.

15. RED OR PINK?
Pink pink pink me likes pink.

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My wobbly bits.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Lindsay P!

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
I honestly don’t care.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
I’m not WEARING pants…or shoes for that matter.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
QVC!

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Robin’s Egg Blue.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Garlic, vanilla, soap…in that order

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Morgana, about modeling. Ooh la la!

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
This was a Facebook note.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
The World’s Strongest Man competition!

27. HAIR COLOR?
Dita Von Teese black.

28. EYE COLOR?
Greenish hazel. One of my eyes is noticeably darker than the other, though.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Gracious yes.

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Hippie Soup is pretty awesome (email me for the recipe), also quesadillas, Thai food, anything tofu-based…and GARLIC. I will eat raw garlic happily, I love it so.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
I can’t watch scary movies at all, so I guess “happy endings” as default.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
“Frozen River”– amazing, beautiful, touching…and perhaps the most depressing movie of 2008.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Black Mortal Kombat Film Crew shirt Dad snagged for me in ’95. The fact he worked on Mortal Kombat was possibly the only reason I wasn’t beaten to a pulp in elementary school. That, and I knew how to headbang.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Yech, I really prefer Spring or Fall.

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs.

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Me, apparently…?

39. WHAT BOOK(S) ARE YOU READING NOW?
“The Grapes of Wrath” by John Steinbeck. I always liked Steinbeck (I grew up near Monterey so “Cannery Row” was awesome for me– I knew all the places he was talking about) but never got around to reading this.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
It’s a laptop track-pad…so filth, mostly.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?

The local news, as usual.

42. FAVORITE SOUND(S)?
Bass, rain in a city at night.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Rolling Stones.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Romania, a couple of years ago.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I can make my eyeballs shimmy

46 WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Ridgewood, New Jersey

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
Huh?

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Awww, so cute, assuming I have a love life…

49. DID THIS QUESTIONNAIRE MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE WE JUST DATED? OR AM I JUST INSANE?
Hahahaha. You’re just insane… and creeping me out, now. And wait… do you mean my reading the previous person’s answers or answering it myself?? Who is asking me this question, anyway?! AHH!

Because I’m bored…

I confess, I LOVE doing memes. It has been a hard battle not to fill my blog with them.

YOUR NAME:
Susana Stuart

YOUR FLYGIRL/FLYBOY NAME: (first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Susaizzle. Bless you!

YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first three or four letters of your last name)
S Stu. There is no way in Hell someone can make “Stuart” gangsta.

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color + favorite animal)
Purple Llama. Purple Llama? That sounds more like “designer Ecstasy tab” than “Detective”

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name + street you live on)
Stuart Althea. While that’s indeed a bitchin’ soap opera name, I think this meme works if you’re actually named by your correct gender…

YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad’s side, your favorite candy)
Beverly Jellybelly. Awful as that is, the worst thing about it is that ‘Beverly’ was my grandfather!

YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (your first pet’s name + street you grew up on)
Gin Oaksprings. Ok, ok, technically Ginandtonic Oaksprings.

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name + first 2 letters of your first name)

StuSu. That’s not Star Wars, that’s a Chinatown knockoff of Stüssy!

JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your grandmother’s maiden name spelled backwards)
Trauts Llenrad. Presenting Trauts Llenrad, the only Norwegian Jedi!

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (second favorite color + favorite alcoholic drink)
The Pink Margarita. Are you sure this isn’t “Your Gay Bar Name”?

YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: (first name of a main character in the last movie you watched, last food you ate)

Conrad Apricot. Wow, that is like the least threatening name ever.

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents’ middle names)
Carolyn Stuart. Man, I’d be whacked in a heartbeat.

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black + the name of your pet)
Black Max, Black Sophie, or Black Satchi.

YOUR ARABIC NAME: (second letter of your first name + third letter of your last name + fourth letter of your middle name + second letter of your moms maiden name + third letter of you dad’s middle name + first letter of a siblings first name + last letter of your dad’s middle name)

Ubaauit. AKA, the sound made by a Purple Llama.

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