Another Mindless Meme

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My parents were orgiginally going to name me “Susan” after my grandmother and aunt, but there are so many Susans in the family they wanted to cut down on confusion. As for my middle name, I was named after my Dad. According to my mom: “Well, your dad hated his name and didn’t want to name either of your [older] brothers after him, and I wanted to name ONE of my kinds after ‘im,and I knew you’d be the last one I was gonna have…so. sorry.”

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?

I don’t remember the exact date, but it was about 15 days ago when I didn’t pass my conditional review to get int the grad program. Honestly I didn’t feel too badly about it though, cos that day was the peak day of the worst ‘flu I’ve ever had in my life, so I didn’t give a damn what anyone said abou me or anything else.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
For the most part, but admittedly it ain’t gonna win any penmanship awards.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?

I’m a vegetarian– Smart Deli pastrami is damn good. Pastrami was always my favorite “real” meat, and this is a really good approximation.

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
No, thank God!

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Depends. If this “other person” was a Neo-Nazi, NO WAY. Otherwise, I’ve never really had problems making friends.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Oh my yes…bitch.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yep!

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Possibly. Would you provide me with clean pants afterwards?

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
I don’t remember the last time I ate cereal! Hm, I guess Rice Krispies? I’m pretty sure it isn’t made any more, but during elementary school my favorite cereal was “Temptations”…the the point that I cut out the picture from the box and taped it into my diary.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
I usually wear ballet flats.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Jeez, I haven’t eaten ice cream in ages. Mint chocolate chip, though, all the way!

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Honestly, I tend to fixate on teeth or bad breath.

15. RED OR PINK?
Pink pink pink me likes pink.

16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My wobbly bits.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Lindsay P!

18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?
I honestly don’t care.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
I’m not WEARING pants…or shoes for that matter.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
QVC!

22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Robin’s Egg Blue.

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Garlic, vanilla, soap…in that order

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Morgana, about modeling. Ooh la la!

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
This was a Facebook note.

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
The World’s Strongest Man competition!

27. HAIR COLOR?
Dita Von Teese black.

28. EYE COLOR?
Greenish hazel. One of my eyes is noticeably darker than the other, though.

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Gracious yes.

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Hippie Soup is pretty awesome (email me for the recipe), also quesadillas, Thai food, anything tofu-based…and GARLIC. I will eat raw garlic happily, I love it so.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
I can’t watch scary movies at all, so I guess “happy endings” as default.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
“Frozen River”– amazing, beautiful, touching…and perhaps the most depressing movie of 2008.

33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Black Mortal Kombat Film Crew shirt Dad snagged for me in ‘95. The fact he worked on Mortal Kombat was possibly the only reason I wasn’t beaten to a pulp in elementary school. That, and I knew how to headbang.

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Yech, I really prefer Spring or Fall.

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs.

37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Me, apparently…?

39. WHAT BOOK(S) ARE YOU READING NOW?
“The Grapes of Wrath” by John Steinbeck. I always liked Steinbeck (I grew up near Monterey so “Cannery Row” was awesome for me– I knew all the places he was talking about) but never got around to reading this.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
It’s a laptop track-pad…so filth, mostly.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?

The local news, as usual.

42. FAVORITE SOUND(S)?
Bass, rain in a city at night.

43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
Rolling Stones.

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Romania, a couple of years ago.

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
I can make my eyeballs shimmy

46 WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Ridgewood, New Jersey

47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
Huh?

48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
Awww, so cute, assuming I have a love life…

49. DID THIS QUESTIONNAIRE MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE WE JUST DATED? OR AM I JUST INSANE?
Hahahaha. You’re just insane… and creeping me out, now. And wait… do you mean my reading the previous person’s answers or answering it myself?? Who is asking me this question, anyway?! AHH!

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